{"product_id":"primal-chill-unthawed-unbothered-vinyl-sticker","title":"Primal Chill \"Unthawed \u0026 Unbothered\" Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eWaterproof, durable, and unbothered. Perfect for your cooler, truck window, or thermos. A playful nod to prehistoric survival, this die-cut sticker features a wide-eyed caveman trapped in a block of ice beneath the phrase “Thank God for Global Warming.” Its quirky cartoon style brings a sharp dose of dark humor to laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other smooth surfaces. The matte finish keeps the artwork soft and glare-free, while the weather-resistant vinyl and UV-protective laminate help it hold up indoors or outdoors for more than five years. Easy to peel and made with eco-friendly Eco-Solvent inks, it’s a fun pick for climate-humor fans, cartoon collectors, and anyone who likes their stickers with an icy punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Premium water-resistant vinyl designed for smooth surfaces such as glass\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Smooth matte finish with a low-glare appearance\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- UV-protective laminate rated to last over 5 years in all weather conditions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Printed with environmentally friendly Eco-Solvent inks\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Easy-peel backing for indoor and outdoor use\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 3\" × 3\"","offer_id":67810254324022,"sku":"25551410919150736627","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 4\" × 4\"","offer_id":67810254356790,"sku":"23007777380435862447","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1008\/1704\/3766\/files\/8263081421195698793_1200.jpg?v=1792810916","url":"https:\/\/primalchill.com\/products\/primal-chill-unthawed-unbothered-vinyl-sticker","provider":"Primal Chill","version":"1.0","type":"link"}